Those five words, should never had left my mouth or became keystrokes on my laptop. MY HUSBAND HAS A PONYTAIL.
Since losing his job, his new place of employment doesn't really 'care' if men have long hair (apparantly). It's not LONG...just long enough for things like headbands and ponytails. He says he doesn't wear a ponytail at work, but the little dents around where the band was, proves otherwise.
MY HUSBAND HAS A PONYTAIL.
Is this revenge for cutting ALL of my hair off a year and a half ago? I mean, I don't like long hair on men, unless you're John Bon Jovi and honey, you're not. I see long hair on a man and think.... laziness, smellyness, cruds, bugs, scabs, grease and ZZ Top....and now....
MY HUSBAND HAS A PONYTAIL.
and the worst part is, I think he likes it.
Maybe you didn't used to like ponytails on men but when they appear on the man you love, you might start to like them - at least until he gets a job where it matters. In the meantime, if he enjoys it, you might start to enjoy it too. If that can't happen, then that ponytail has GOT TO GO!
ReplyDeletegag, gag, gag. I see we share the exact same feelings about men and long hair. ewwww. I love your descriptive words that involved bugs, scabs and cruds!!!! LMAO how perfect. I myself cannot even begin to imagine him with a ponytail. AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteHE CUT HIS HAIR!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood for him. Hurry send a pic!
ReplyDeleteMy 63 yr old boyfriend is balding, but keeps a ponytail. He looks unkempt. He doesn't trim the few wisps of hair on top of his bald head, and his ponytail is mostly grey and course. It looks so ungroomed. It really bugs me, and could be a deal breaker. How can I tell him without seeming shallow?
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